Contact me

Oh, hello there!  Well if you landed on this page you must be all excited about contacting me for some reason.  So, please do.  I’d love to hear from you.  Maybe.  I’m just going to say it, and I know it’s not politically correct, but if you are one of those white men who wear a fanny pack across your chest (like a total tool), please feel free to no contact me.  I find caucasion males who do that insufferable.  Yes, insufferable!  And hot.  But more insufferable than hot.  So, if you fall into that catagory, and you’ll know if you do since you are also probably sporting Crocs with socks, please feel free not to contact me.  Or do.  Whatever.   :)~